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SEASON RECAP BEAT

  • Writer: bmhdleague
    bmhdleague
  • Jan 8, 2023
  • 3 min read

Updated: Mar 16, 2023

The 2022 Season comes to a close crowning a new Champion and a returning Sacko

SACKO SERIES FINAL

(After Stefon Diggs' Week 18 points)

It's Never Too Laettner: 122.45

SELL THE TEAM: 118.9


FINAL STANDINGS

  1. Ekele Around and Find Out

  2. The Herbert Locker I Guess

  3. Texas Texa$$

  4. Teddy Brewskies

  5. Free Kyle Pitts

  6. Deshaun Wantsum

  7. Lamar Jackson's Knee

  8. Puj wishes u a Merry Litmuhhh

  9. It's Never Too Laettner

  10. SELL THE TEAM



FINAL STATS OF THE WEEK

  • Ekele Around and Find Out wins their first Super Bowl in Franchise History. Their score of 173.6 is the highest score in a Super Bowl in League History

  • The Herbert Locker I Guess finishes 2nd for the second time in Franchise History

  • Texas Texa$$ finishes the highest of any expansion team in their first season in League History

  • Second Sacko for SELL THE TEAM and first Franchise with 2 Sackos

  • There have now been 5 different Sackos and 4 different Super Bowl Winners in 6 Seasons

BANDO AWARDS

6 League members voted in this year's Bando Awards

Comeback Kid Award

  1. Thomas, 4 Votes

  2. Travis and Kelsey, 1 Vote Each

Michael Scott Award (best manager)

  1. Evan, 4 Votes

  2. Kevin and Tim, 1 Vote Each

Draft King Award (best draft)

  1. Taylor, Joe, and Kevin, 2 Vote Each

Embargo Award (hardest to trade with)

  1. Pujan, 2 Votes

  2. Travis, Joe, Tim, and Derek, 1 Vote Each. Apparently we're just all hard to trade with. Let's just get loose next year boiz

Paramedic Award (season destroyed by injuries)

  1. Kelsey, 3 Votes

  2. Derek, 2 Votes

  3. Tim, 1 Vote

Plastic Surgery Award (season most different from last year)

  1. Taylor, 5 Votes

  2. Tim, 1 Vote

OOPS! Award

  1. Kelsey, 3 Votes

  2. Tim, Derek, Joe, 1 Vote Each

Yer a Wizard Harry (drafting someone who broke out)

  1. Tim with Jalen Hurts, Travis with Jamaal Williams, 2 Votes Each

  2. Thomas with Josh Jacobs, Pujan with Rhamondre Stevenson, 1 Vote Each

Tilt-A-Whirl Award (who tilted the most)

  1. Kelsey, 5 Votes

  2. Joe, 1 Vote

Gordon Ramsey Award (best palette)

  1. Evan and Travis, 2 Votes Each

  2. Thomas and Kevin, 1 Vote Each. SHOCKING upset here...

Beef Jerky Award (biggest jerk)

  1. Evan, 4 Votes

  2. Pujan, 2 Votes

Talk Dirty To Me Award (best trash talk)

  1. Kevin, 3 Votes

  2. Kelsey, Travis, and Pujan, 1 Vote Each

Dark Horse Award

  1. Travis, 4 Votes

  2. Tim and Kelsey, 1 Vote Each

Ekeled His Way In There Award (snuck into the Playoffs)

  1. Travis, 4 Votes

  2. Thomas and Pujan, 1 Vote Each (which is odd because only one of those teams made Playoffs...)

Rookie of the Year Award

  1. Travis Good, 6 Votes. No shocker here, but a huge congrats on a season that beat your expectations by a mile

$180 Award (just gonna post theses verbatim because they're great)

  • There was one in the middle of the season but I don’t remember

  • Tim had paid some exorbitant amount for a QB. Or Kevin who paid like $80 for a random one week bench player.

  • Joe - Justin Fields

  • Pujan when he spent like 200 on someone week 15. Like 170 dollars on someone

  • Evan or Derek spent a LOT of cash on Latavius Murray or Kenyan Drake or someone else who's washed up lol

  • Not sure

OPE of the Year Award

  • I’ll never get over Kelsey trading Davante

  • Pujan trading for Joe Mixon and Garrett Wilson

  • Derek - added a TE on IR

  • Me drafting Najee Harris

  • Kelsey starting concussed QBs

  • Kelsey trading Davante Adams

Thnks Fr Th Mmrs

  • Travis crushing my playoff hopes and dreams.

  • Kelsey tilt a whirling so hard every time his team inevitably lost

  • That one time in the far distance when I still had playoff hopes

  • Tua getting injured twice in two games then his backup breaking his arm the week after

  • No because there was no podcast (OUCH!)

Honorable Mentions or Anything Else?

  • Evan sucks

  • Already counting down the days to the draft. Gonna take this 7? 8? 9? (I’ve lost track) Game losing streak and use it as fuel. Also…. East side beast side!!!

  • Pujan constantly saying, “alright who do you want? Out of NOWHERE and i actually didn’t want to trade

RULE PROPOSALS AND OFFSEASON REPORT

Remember to submit your Rule Proposals and Rule Changes online at https://bmhdleague.wixsite.com/bmhd/rule-proposals The proposal window is open until January 31st at Midnight and the Offseason Report will be available a few days after

THANK YOU!

As always, thanks for a great season gentlemen. Though we may hate each other through the fantasy matchups, this League continues to make us laugh and keep us in touch over the years. Until next season!

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