WEEK 13 & 14 BEAT
- bmhdleague
- Dec 8, 2023
- 4 min read
Rivalry Week brings the heat with mayhem and teams fighting for their playoff lives.

Week 12 Recap
In Week 12, Tua dease Nuts lost for the third time to the rising Gibb Me Dat tightening the race for the East Division.
The Milk Men continue their utterly outrageous run with a victory over McGriddy and post over 177 points. McGriddy continues to fight for their playoff life.
Free Kyle Pitts stays alive in the playoff race with a dub over I GOT A NICK CHUBB to eliminate I GOT A NICK CHUBB from the playoffs
The Teddy Brewskies get back on the winning track with a win over It's Never Too Laettner narrowing the fight for the wild, wild West division.
Puj 1 - Joe 0 (at the time) scores over 185 in a shootout matchup with the Injured Returns. This game went back and forth all day and had the highest combined point total on the week.

Week 13 Recap
The Milk Men said mooooo-ve on over to Tua dease Nuts as they hand Tua their second consecutive loss. Tua dease Nuts now drops to third place in the East after leading the division almost all season.
McGriddy squeaks out a win over I GOT A NICK CHUBB to keep their playoff hopes alive in a must win game. McGriddy has some work to do this week to get into the Playoffs.
The Teddy Brewskies come from the top shelf to defeat Puj 1 - Joe 1 in a rematch of Week 11's Game of the Week, setting up a Week 14 fight for the West Division.
Free Kyle Pitts scores 1 Nice amount of points to beat rival It's Never Too Laettner and eliminates them from Playoff contention. Free Kyle Pitts still has a chance to make the Playoffs in Week 14.
Gibb Me Dat holds off a Monday Night Miracle from the Injured Returns to stay in 2nd place in the East and still has a chance to secure the #1 seed this weekend.
Stats of the Week
I GOT A NICK CHUBB and It's Never Too Laettner have been eliminated from the Playoffs
2023 Sacko Series:
I GOT A NICK CHUBB vs. It's Never Too Laettner
I GOT A NICK CHUBB's 1st appearance in the Sacko Series or Sacko Game
It's Never Too Laettner's 2nd Sacko Series appearance, have been in 2 other Sacko Games so 4th appearance overall
2nd consecutive appearance for It's Never Too Laettner in the Sacko Series. No other club has appeared in the Sacko Series for consecutive seasons
Neither club has gotten the Sacko; 5 different Sackos in 7 seasons of the League
Clinch Percentage:
Clinched teams:
The Milk Men: 5th Playoff appearance, 4th consecutive, seeking 3rd Division title and 2nd consecutive
Gibb Me Dat: 2nd Playoff appearance, first since 2020, seeking 2nd Division title
Tua Dease Nuts: 2nd Playoff appearance, 2nd consecutive, seeking 1st Division title
Puj 1 - Joe 1: 5th Playoff appearance, first since 2021, seeking 2nd Division title and 1st since 2020
Teddy Brewskies: 7th Playoff appearance, 7th consecutive, seeking 4th Division title and 2nd consecutive
Tua Dease Nuts and Teddy Brewskies are the only clubs to have made Playoffs in every season they've played
Free Kyle Pitts, McGriddy: 25% chance to clinch Playoff berth
The Injured Returns: 12% chance to clinch Playoff berth
None of the three remaining teams fighting for the final Playoff spot control their own destiny
Division Scenarios:
Gibb Me Dat CLINCH East Division and #1 Seed: Win AND The Milk Men loss OR same record AND more PF than The Milk Men (-35.05) and/or Tua dease Nuts (+22.55)
Teddy Brewskies CLINCH West Division and #2 Seed: Win -AND- Puj 1 - Joe 1 loss OR same record AND more PF than Puj 1 - Joe 1 (-38.55)
Puj 1 - Joe 1 CLINCH West Division and #2 Seed: Win AND Teddy Brewskies loss OR loss AND more PF than Teddy Brewkies (+38.55)
The Milk Men CLINCH East Division and #1 Seed: Win OR Gibb Me Dat loss AND Tua dease Nuts loss OR same record AND more PF than Gibbe Me Dat (+35.05) and/or Tua dease Nuts (+57.6)
Tua dease Nuts CLINCH East Division and #1 Seed: Win AND same record AND more PF than The Milk Men (-57.6) and Gibb Me Dat (-22.55)
Playoff Scenarios:
McGriddy CLINCH a Playoff spot with: Win AND Free Kyle Pitts loss OR same record AND more PF than Free Kyle Pitts (+5.25)
The Injurered Returns CLINCH a Playoff spot with: Win AND McGriddy loss AND Free Kyle Pitts loss
Free Kyle Pitts CLINCH a Playoff spot with: Win AND McGriddy loss OR same record AND more PF than McGriddy (-5.25)
Current Seeding:
1: The Milk Men
2: Puj 1 - Joe 1
3: Gibb Me Dat
4: Tua Dease Nuts
5: Teddy Brewskies
6: McGriddy
Seed Scenarios:
Triple Crown
No team leads the Triple Crown right now.
Record: The Milk Men
PF: Puj Top Joe Bottom
High Score: Teddy Brewskies
East-West Bowl
East leads 18 (3860.2) to 11 (3726.9)
Island Game: Puj 1 - Joe 1 (7-6) vs. The Milk Men (10-3)
2023 Sacko Series is East-West Bowl eligible
Power Rankings
Week 13:
The Milk Men
Tua dease Nuts
Gibb Me Dat
Puj 1 - Joe 0
The Injured Returns
Teddy Brewskies
Free Kyle Pitts
McGriddy
It's Never Too Laettner
I GOT A NICK CHUBB
Week 14:
The Milk Men
Teddy Brewskies
Gibb Me Dat
Tua Dease Nuts
Puj 1 - Joe 1
The Injured Returns
Free Kyle Pitts
McGriddy
It's Never Too Laettner
I GOT A NICK CHUBB
Game of the Week
Week 13:
THE TRAVIS, THE BAD, THE E-BAHM-INATION
Tua dease Nuts vs. The Milk Men
Winner secures the East division lead
The Milk Men won the previous matchup by LESS THAN 1 POINT (0.65 points)
Week 14:
THE BBQ BONANZA, THE MEMPHIS VS. THE KC, GET THE SAUCE OUT BABY
Free Kyle Pitts (6-7) vs. Teddy Brewskies (7-6)
Free Kyle Pitts needs a win AND loss from McGriddy to get into the Playoffs
Teddy Brewskies need a win to AND loss by Puj 1 - Joe 1 for the West Division and the #2 seed
Free Kyle Pitts won the previous matchup in Week 6 116.7-112.75 to start Teddy Brewskies 4 game skid
Free Kyle Pitts has won the last 3 matchups and 4 of the last 5
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