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WEEK 8 BEAT

  • Writer: bmhdleague
    bmhdleague
  • Oct 25, 2023
  • 3 min read

Another week, another win for Texas Texa$$ as the standings even out.

Week 7 Recap

Texas Texa$$ caps off a 6-1 start with a 43.95 point victory over rival McGriddy. This was the first meeting of these two clubs as rivals.


In a back and forth battle, Houston Texans claims their 4th victory by defeating It's Never Too Laettner. Houston Texans move up to 2nd place with a 79 point gap between them and Post Nut Clarity. Houston Texans have more Points For then Texas Texa$$ though the latter remains 2 games ahead in record.


Puj Spanks, Tommy Tanks continues their streak of Week 7 struggles with a 95.75 point performance but it was enough to take the victory over Free Kyle Pitts in the lowest scoring game of the week.


I GOT A NICK CHUBB takes the dub over Post Nut Clarity by a little over 10 points to move to 2-5. A win next week and a loss by McGriddy could boost them into 4th place in the East.


After starting 4-1 Teddy Brewskies drop their second consecutive game scoring their lowest point total of the season at 106. 05. The Injured Returns can now move into a tie for first place in record only next week with a win and losses by Teddy Brewskies and Free Kyle Pitts

Stats of the Week

  • We are now halfway through the fantasy regular season

  • 171.5 is The Injured Returns second highest score in Franchise History. Their highest score is 180.2 in 2021

  • Five clubs have reached 1000 Points For by Week 7: Post Nut Clarity, Free Kyle Pitts, It's Never Too Laettner, Teddy Brewskies, and Houston Texans. Only Teddy Brewskies has done this more than once as they reach this mark for the 3rd time in Franchise History

  • Texas Texa$$ is 6-1 but has had the second fewest Points Against this season at 747.45. Free Kyle Pitts has had the least Points Against at 725.35. Needless to say, Travis has been playing really good defense

  • Despite Puj Spanks, Tommy Tanks' struggles in Week 7, the club is 5-1 in Week 8 matching Houston Texans for best record in Week 8 for those who have played more than one Week 8 (Texas Texa$$ is 1-0 in Week 8's)

  • Houston Texans score of 177.2 last week was the highest in their series between It's Never Too Laettner. The second highest score was by It's Never Too Laettner in Week 2 of the 2021 season with a score of 170.45

  • Excluding Texas Texa$$, the league has an average win percentage of 0.396. LOTS of parity

Triple Crown

Same as last week. No team leads the Triple Crown right now.

  • Record: Texas Texa$$

  • PF: Teddy Brewskies

  • High Score: Teddy Brewskies

East-West Bowl

  • East leads 13 (3011.4) to 10 (2970.9)

  • Island Game: Teddy Brewskies (4-3) vs. Post Nut Clarity (4-3)

Power Rankings

  1. Texas Texa$$

  2. Houston Texans

  3. Post Nut Clarity

  4. Teddy Brewskies

  5. Puj Spanks, Tommy Tanks

  6. The Injured Returns

  7. Free Kyle Pitts

  8. McGriddy

  9. I GOT A NICK CHUBB

  10. It's Never Too Laettner

Game of the Week

THE HILLCREST HELLFIRE, PING! PONG! WHO'S GETTING SPANKED?!

Puj Spanks, Tommy Tanks (3-4) vs. The Injured Returns (3-4)

  • Puj Spanks, Tommy Tanks leads the series 6-4

  • Except for their matchup in Week 6 of 2022, when Puj Spanks, Tommy Tanks win they average a differential of 49.68 points

  • Each club has scored at least 145 points three times in the series

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