WEEK 8 BEAT
- bmhdleague
- Oct 25, 2023
- 3 min read
Another week, another win for Texas Texa$$ as the standings even out.

Week 7 Recap
Texas Texa$$ caps off a 6-1 start with a 43.95 point victory over rival McGriddy. This was the first meeting of these two clubs as rivals.
In a back and forth battle, Houston Texans claims their 4th victory by defeating It's Never Too Laettner. Houston Texans move up to 2nd place with a 79 point gap between them and Post Nut Clarity. Houston Texans have more Points For then Texas Texa$$ though the latter remains 2 games ahead in record.
Puj Spanks, Tommy Tanks continues their streak of Week 7 struggles with a 95.75 point performance but it was enough to take the victory over Free Kyle Pitts in the lowest scoring game of the week.
I GOT A NICK CHUBB takes the dub over Post Nut Clarity by a little over 10 points to move to 2-5. A win next week and a loss by McGriddy could boost them into 4th place in the East.
After starting 4-1 Teddy Brewskies drop their second consecutive game scoring their lowest point total of the season at 106. 05. The Injured Returns can now move into a tie for first place in record only next week with a win and losses by Teddy Brewskies and Free Kyle Pitts
Stats of the Week
We are now halfway through the fantasy regular season
171.5 is The Injured Returns second highest score in Franchise History. Their highest score is 180.2 in 2021
Five clubs have reached 1000 Points For by Week 7: Post Nut Clarity, Free Kyle Pitts, It's Never Too Laettner, Teddy Brewskies, and Houston Texans. Only Teddy Brewskies has done this more than once as they reach this mark for the 3rd time in Franchise History
Texas Texa$$ is 6-1 but has had the second fewest Points Against this season at 747.45. Free Kyle Pitts has had the least Points Against at 725.35. Needless to say, Travis has been playing really good defense
Despite Puj Spanks, Tommy Tanks' struggles in Week 7, the club is 5-1 in Week 8 matching Houston Texans for best record in Week 8 for those who have played more than one Week 8 (Texas Texa$$ is 1-0 in Week 8's)
Houston Texans score of 177.2 last week was the highest in their series between It's Never Too Laettner. The second highest score was by It's Never Too Laettner in Week 2 of the 2021 season with a score of 170.45
Excluding Texas Texa$$, the league has an average win percentage of 0.396. LOTS of parity
Triple Crown
Same as last week. No team leads the Triple Crown right now.
Record: Texas Texa$$
PF: Teddy Brewskies
High Score: Teddy Brewskies
East-West Bowl
East leads 13 (3011.4) to 10 (2970.9)
Island Game: Teddy Brewskies (4-3) vs. Post Nut Clarity (4-3)
Power Rankings
Texas Texa$$
Houston Texans
Post Nut Clarity
Teddy Brewskies
Puj Spanks, Tommy Tanks
The Injured Returns
Free Kyle Pitts
McGriddy
I GOT A NICK CHUBB
It's Never Too Laettner
Game of the Week
THE HILLCREST HELLFIRE, PING! PONG! WHO'S GETTING SPANKED?!
Puj Spanks, Tommy Tanks (3-4) vs. The Injured Returns (3-4)
Puj Spanks, Tommy Tanks leads the series 6-4
Except for their matchup in Week 6 of 2022, when Puj Spanks, Tommy Tanks win they average a differential of 49.68 points
Each club has scored at least 145 points three times in the series
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