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WEEK 14 BEAT

  • Writer: bmhdleague
    bmhdleague
  • Dec 6, 2022
  • 2 min read

IT'S RIVALRY WEEK!!!!

Current Seeding with (Record)

  • 1: Ekele Around and Find Out (11-2)*^`

  • 2: Teddy Brewskies (7-6)*

  • 3: Deshaun Wantsum (9-4)*

  • 4: The Hurts Locker (8-5)*

  • 5: Free Kyle Pitts (7-6)*

  • 6: Texas Texa$$ (7-6)*

  • ———

  • 7: Lamar Jackson’s Knee (5-8)

  • 8: Puj (not) Top Mixon (not) In (5-8)

  • ———

  • 9: It’s Never Too Laettner (4-9)

  • 10: SELL THE TEAM (2-11)**

^: clinched Division

*: clinched Playoff berth

`: clinched 1 seed

**: clinched Sacko Series berth

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Playoffs

  • Teddy Brewskies, The Hurts Locker, Free Kyle Pitts, and Texas Texa$$ clinch Playoff berths to join Ekele Around and Find Out and Deshaun Wantsum

  • Lamar Jackson's Knee, Puj (not) Top Mixon (not) In, and It's Never Too Laettner have been elminated from Playoffs

  • Ekele Around and Find Out has clinched the East Division, 1 Seed, and a Bye

  • Teddy Brewskies can clinch the West Division, 2 Seed, and a bye with a win

  • Free Kyle Pitts can clinch the West Division, 2 Seed, and a bye with a win AND a loss by Teddy Brewskies

  • Deshaun Wantsum can clinch the 3 Seed with a win

  • The Hurts Locker can clinch the 3 Seed with a win AND loss by Deshaun Wantsum AND outscoring Deshaun Wantsum by 19.9 Points

  • Texas Texa$$ can move to the 5 Seed with a win AND loss by Free Kyle Pitts

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Sacko Series:

  • SELL THE TEAM has clinched a spot in the Sack Series and the 10 seed

  • Puj (not) Top Mixon (not) In needs a win to avoid the Sacko Series

  • Lamar Jackson’s Knee needs a win to avoid the Sacko Series

  • It’s Never Too Laettner needs a win AND loss by either Puj (not) Top Mixon (not) OR Lamar Jackson’s Knee to avoid the Sacko Series

  • IF Puj (not) Top Mixon (not), Lamar Jackson’s Knee, and It’s Never Too Laettner have the same record (5-9) after Week 14, the team with the lowest PF goes to the Sacko Series (It’s Never Too Laettner - 1660.35, Lamar Jackson’s Knee - 1582.6, Puj (not) Top Mixon (not) In - 1534.9)

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Triple Crown:

  • This is the last week for the Triple Crown. No one is eligible for the Triple Crown at this point

    • Record (must be stand alone): Ekele Around and Find Out (11-2)

    • PF: Ekele Around and Find Out (1870.6)

    • High Score: Teddy Brewskies (195.6)


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East-West Bowl:

  • East Division has won the E-W Bowl. There are no scenarios in which the West can comeback to win

  • East leads 22 (3869.2) to 7 (3497.85)

  • Island Game: Texas Texa$$ (7-6) vs. SELL THE TEAM (2-11)

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Power Rankings:

1: Ekele Around and Find Out

2: Deshaun Wanstum

3: The Hurts Locker

4: Free Kyle Pitts

5: Teddy Brewskies

6: Texas Texa$$

7: It’s Never Too Laettner

8: Puj (not) Top Mixon (not) In

9: Lamar Jackson’s Knee

10: SELL THE TEAM

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Game of the Week: THE CAROLINA CROWN CLASSIC!!! Free Kyle Pitts (7-6) vs. It’s Never Too Laettner (4-9)

  • Free Kyle Pitts can win the West Division with a win AND loss by Teddy Brewskies

  • It’s Never Too Laettner needs a win AND loss by either Puj (not) Top Mixon (not) OR Lamar Jackson’s Knee to avoid the Sacko Series

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