WEEK 14 BEAT
- bmhdleague
- Dec 6, 2022
- 2 min read

IT'S RIVALRY WEEK!!!!
Current Seeding with (Record)
1: Ekele Around and Find Out (11-2)*^`
2: Teddy Brewskies (7-6)*
3: Deshaun Wantsum (9-4)*
4: The Hurts Locker (8-5)*
5: Free Kyle Pitts (7-6)*
6: Texas Texa$$ (7-6)*
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7: Lamar Jackson’s Knee (5-8)
8: Puj (not) Top Mixon (not) In (5-8)
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9: It’s Never Too Laettner (4-9)
10: SELL THE TEAM (2-11)**
^: clinched Division
*: clinched Playoff berth
`: clinched 1 seed
**: clinched Sacko Series berth
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Playoffs
Teddy Brewskies, The Hurts Locker, Free Kyle Pitts, and Texas Texa$$ clinch Playoff berths to join Ekele Around and Find Out and Deshaun Wantsum
Lamar Jackson's Knee, Puj (not) Top Mixon (not) In, and It's Never Too Laettner have been elminated from Playoffs
Ekele Around and Find Out has clinched the East Division, 1 Seed, and a Bye
Teddy Brewskies can clinch the West Division, 2 Seed, and a bye with a win
Free Kyle Pitts can clinch the West Division, 2 Seed, and a bye with a win AND a loss by Teddy Brewskies
Deshaun Wantsum can clinch the 3 Seed with a win
The Hurts Locker can clinch the 3 Seed with a win AND loss by Deshaun Wantsum AND outscoring Deshaun Wantsum by 19.9 Points
Texas Texa$$ can move to the 5 Seed with a win AND loss by Free Kyle Pitts
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Sacko Series:
SELL THE TEAM has clinched a spot in the Sack Series and the 10 seed
Puj (not) Top Mixon (not) In needs a win to avoid the Sacko Series
Lamar Jackson’s Knee needs a win to avoid the Sacko Series
It’s Never Too Laettner needs a win AND loss by either Puj (not) Top Mixon (not) OR Lamar Jackson’s Knee to avoid the Sacko Series
IF Puj (not) Top Mixon (not), Lamar Jackson’s Knee, and It’s Never Too Laettner have the same record (5-9) after Week 14, the team with the lowest PF goes to the Sacko Series (It’s Never Too Laettner - 1660.35, Lamar Jackson’s Knee - 1582.6, Puj (not) Top Mixon (not) In - 1534.9)
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Triple Crown:
This is the last week for the Triple Crown. No one is eligible for the Triple Crown at this point
Record (must be stand alone): Ekele Around and Find Out (11-2)
PF: Ekele Around and Find Out (1870.6)
High Score: Teddy Brewskies (195.6)
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East-West Bowl:
East Division has won the E-W Bowl. There are no scenarios in which the West can comeback to win
East leads 22 (3869.2) to 7 (3497.85)
Island Game: Texas Texa$$ (7-6) vs. SELL THE TEAM (2-11)
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Power Rankings:
1: Ekele Around and Find Out
2: Deshaun Wanstum
3: The Hurts Locker
4: Free Kyle Pitts
5: Teddy Brewskies
6: Texas Texa$$
7: It’s Never Too Laettner
8: Puj (not) Top Mixon (not) In
9: Lamar Jackson’s Knee
10: SELL THE TEAM
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Game of the Week: THE CAROLINA CROWN CLASSIC!!! Free Kyle Pitts (7-6) vs. It’s Never Too Laettner (4-9)
Free Kyle Pitts can win the West Division with a win AND loss by Teddy Brewskies
It’s Never Too Laettner needs a win AND loss by either Puj (not) Top Mixon (not) OR Lamar Jackson’s Knee to avoid the Sacko Series
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