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WEEK 9 BEAT

  • Writer: bmhdleague
    bmhdleague
  • Nov 1, 2023
  • 2 min read

Week 8 dominance for Houston Texans and Puj Swift, Kelce Ordway carries on in 2023.

Week 8 Recap

Texas Texa$$ continues their hot start with yet another win to improve to 7-1. This is their fourth win in a row.


Post Nut Clarity blows Teddy Brewskies out of the water for their 5th win of the season. Teddy Brewskies have lost three consecutive games.


Puj Swift, Kelce Ordway and Houston Texans continue their Week 8 dominance with wins over The Injured Returns and McGriddy respectively. Both clubs are now 6-1 in Week 8 while Texas Texa$$ improves to 2-0 in Week 8.


It's Never Too Laettner takes A Second Chance victory over the fiery Inferno of Free Kyle Pitts. The Grass is Always Greener for It's Never Too Laettner who has been Relentless as their last few point totals have been Out of This World. Beneath the Surface, they're calm and collected but it's their time Right Here, Right Now.

Stats of the Week

  • Both McGriddy and I GOT A NICK CHUBB are 53-53 all-time AND are 43-40 in the Regular Season...SPOOOKY

  • Not the Houston Texans have never been #1 in the Power Rankings but have been #2 four times and has been in only one Game of the Week...EEEK

  • Free Kyle Pitts is 4-0 at home this season, and 0-4 away this season. The only other team be undefeated at home is Texas Texa$$...AHHHH

  • 4 of 12 clubs have put up over 200 points: Post Nut Clarity, Puj Swift, Kelce Orday, I GOT A NICK CHUBB, and Teddy Brewskies...SCARY GOOD

  • McGriddy has scored under 100 points 4 times this season. The most the club has scored under 100 points in a single season is 5 in 2019...YIKES

  • The OG7 (Original 7 members) have played 105 or 106 total matchups through 7 season...MUAHAHA

  • On average, 2.16 teams score under 100 points in Week 9...BOO

Triple Crown

Same as last week. No team leads the Triple Crown right now.

  • Record: Texas Texa$$

  • PF: Teddy Brewskies

  • High Score: Teddy Brewskies

East-West Bowl

  • East leads 14 (3203.8) to 10 (3125.6)

  • Island Game: Puj Swift, Kelce Ordway (4-4) vs. McGriddy (3-5)

Power Rankings

  1. Texas Texa$$

  2. Houston Texans

  3. Post Nut Clarity

  4. Puj Swift, Kelce Ordway

  5. The Injured Returns

  6. Teddy Brewskies

  7. It's Never Too Laettner

  8. Free Kyle Pitts

  9. McGriddy

  10. I GOT A NICK CHUBB

Game of the Week

BATTLE IN THE TRENCHES, THE WEST IS ON THE LINE!

The Injured Returns (3-5) vs. Free Kyle Pitts (4-4)

  • Series tied at 5-5

  • Free Kyle Pitts won the last matchup but prior to that, the Injured Returns won the last 4

  • Free Kyle Pitts has scored under 100 only once in this matchup

  • In the Injured Returns wins, they've averaged a win margin of 19.02

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