1. Don’t be an ASS. Everyone’s got one. They don’t need yours, too

2. Be as competitive as FUCK. Trash talking, taunting, and all other related gloating is encouraged

3. End of season RANTS are encouraged. Nothing melts the pain away from missing the playoffs by 0.8 points better than posting a paragraph or two about how so-and-so let you down by doing their job for their real life team. I mean come on, don’t they know your FANTASY team is more important…

4. ...on a similar note, don’t take to the Twitters and Facebooks to attack an NFL player. That’s CLASSLESS. And although we might lack DIGNITY in this League, we still have CLASS

5. Manage your own team. Oracles are fine, but don't hand the keys over to a JERRY JONES

6. NO COLLUSION. The Kollusion King will find you...

7. Karma is a BITCH. If you know her, great. If you don’t, she’s a BITCH. So don’t complain when your team takes a dip into the dumpster fire because of something you did

8. No trade shaming. Remember KARMA ?  She'll find ya...

9. Don’t take it too seriously...of course this is hypocritical cuz like...why the FUCK does this website even exist? Who has time to make an excel sheet that tracks your team? Someone clearly doesn’t have a life...

10. HAVE FUN, because at the end of the day...

 

YOU CAN'T SPELL FUN WITHOUT F-U